笑话一：I hung him up to dryJim and Mary who liked Coach bags were both patients in a Mental Hospital. One day while they were walking by the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into the deep end. He sank to the bottom. Mary promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim out. When the medical director wearing Timberland shoes became aware of Mary’s heroic act he immediately reviewed her file and called her into his office. “Mary, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged because since you were able to jump in and save the life of another patient, I think you’ve regained your senses. The bad news is Jim who has Prada bags, the patient you saved, hung himself with his bathrobe belt in the bathroom，he’s dead.” Mary replied, “He didn’t hang himself, I hung him up to dry.”
笑话二：
In a class, is on a physical class, female teachers who carrying some Gucci bags just to finish: students, and who also do not understand, ask the teacher can give that. Then there is a classmate on the hands raised. Asked his teacher: “teachers ah, ** when some men uncomfortable, or some women uncomfortable ah?” The teacher said to her Dabantian. But he still do not understand. Teacher gave her an analogy. Said: “You use your hands to pull your nose, the nose is cool, or hand Shuang that?” He would like to. Ah. The nose is cool! Sit on the. The teacher wearing a pair of Prada shoes asked, are there any students there do not understand, ask the teacher can raise their hands. Then that the students and the hands raised. Asked the teacher: “Teacher, why a woman who likes Gucci shoes to menstruation. ** That we can not?” The teacher gave her a metaphor. Said: “That’s when your nose bleeding. You use your hands to pull your nose?” To a student, ah, ah is! A short while, he has to hold hands, the teacher asked a question, the teacher. “Since more women than men a comfortable Xie, why men rape women, women must resist?” An angry teacher, and a Bozhuozi important thinking, and said: “You Liu pyridazine in Malaysia on time. Others from telling the your nose. you are willing to ah?
笑话三：Sleeping Pills Bob who liked Adidas sunglasses was having trouble getting to sleep at night. He went to see his doctor, who prescribed some extra-strong sleeping pills. Sunday night Bob took the pills, slept well and was awake before he heard the alarm. He took his time getting to the office, strolled in and said to his boss who has a pair of Dior sunglasses: “I didn’t have a bit of trouble getting up this morning.” “That’s fine,” roared the boss dressing NFL jerseys, “but where were you Monday and Tuesday?”
笑话四：
Once upon a time ,a stupid guy who liked D&G sunglasses went to the doctor’s. “What’s the matter with you”,asked the doctor. “I have been broken all!”,said the fool . “Broken all,what’s it mean?”,the doctor who wear a pair of NBA jerseys was surprised. Then,the fool pointed to his head and said:”Ouch!There is something wrong with my head.”after that,he pointed to his back and said :”ouch,my back hurt.”then,he touch his nose and said:”ouch,my nose hurt”…… The doctor looked at the NHL jerseys and MLB jerseys, he thought a while and said :”you have a bad finger”
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